2. Morning Hair

My soon-to-be brother-in-law was in complete shock at seeing my morning lion’s mane for the first time while we were all visiting my parents for the weekend. One thing that you will never have to worry about when attending a “slumber part”y at your curly guy’s place for the first time is him finding you more in correlation with a side-show performer than a sexy, confident curly head. You may still run to the bathroom in the morning for a quick drool spot-check, but will never have to justify why your hair added 5 inches to your height overnight. Besides, no straight-haired guy understands the term “second-day hair”.

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