If you are not my friend I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE:

ESPECIALLY if vibrators or topical agents applied to the nether regions are involved.

One of my coworkers started discussing this with one of my officemates in front of me and my other officemate.

BTW: Ms. TMI is not friends with Officemate A outside the office.
Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
--Unknown, presumed deceased