I am NOT fat, I am normal size. I will NOT starve myself to fit into the new fashions. They're ugly anyway. I like my clothing to cover more than 4 square inches of my body at a time, you know?
USE YOUR GODDAMN TURN SIGNALS!!!
I cannot STAND religious missionaries. I wish I had a hose to turn on them. Get off my welcome mat 'cause you're NOT welcome, I don't want your God in my house. I don't want your Book on my shelf. I think it's all bullcrap.
In case that wasn't obvious enough, I think I'm slowly becoming an athiest.
To the guy at the temp job who looked at me like I was from Mars: Hey, *******, as long as YOU'RE dressing up to go to Rocky Horror Picture Show, I don't think you have any right to call ME wierd for dressing up as a pirate to see a Pirate show. Duhhhhhh.
Pirates are better than your little freak show anyway. RHPS may be funny but it's got screechy songs and for crying out loud IT'S ONLY A MOVIE NOT A WAY OF LIFE. Speaking of lives, GET ONE.