Patrick rules. Seriously, check out this chick on Sesame Street's hair. This picture hardly does it justice. It's the shiniest, glossiest hair I've ever seen:
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Medium texture, normal-high porosity, wavy-curly 2c to 3a-ish hair that is MOISTURE HUNGRY!!!
Currently recovering from a protein hair crisis. My hair hates protein, apparently.