What and when I eat is not up for discussion or analysis. And don't you DARE touch my food.
Sorry, Dad, I forgot you know everything and I know nothing. I'll try to remember.
Get a &^*#() babysitter if you want to go out. Here's a tip: infants don't enjoy musicals, concerts, or dinner in romantic restaurants.
Yes, you have the right to get piss drunk and act like an ass. And I have the right to kick said ass.
I feel better.