Don't call my house and when I answer the phone say to me, "Who's this?"

You called MY number. Figure it out.
*slam dunk*

Sorry, I broke a rule, but this is my *biggest* pet peeve!!!

If you call my house, you have 2 1/2 seconds to identify yourself, and if you fail to do so, I will hang up on you...I don't care if you are the friggin' president or Harry Connick, Jr.