I wanted a basketball belly, but being taller, it just got big in weird places not just OUT. Like, the entire belly got BIG- not just in a round ball. And I carried soooooo freakin' HIGH! Literally, he was "head up" in my ribs the entire time. And boy, did I feel that! My face go treally fat too... I'm hoping to avoid that this next time...
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