Medussa, you look so beautiful!
With my boys I carried everywhere. Even my nose and earlobes got bigger. The view from the back showed zero waist, a bigger butt, and that great pregnant swagger. Add it all up and I looked pg from the back. With my daughter I carried her all out front. The only thing that got bigger was my nose and my belly. From the back, if I were standing still, I hadn't changed at all and didn't look pg until I started to move. Then that swagger gave it away. I.will.not. call it a waddle.
There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.