yup. that's me.

mine actually WILL clump... but only at the ends. it's more like two curls just stick together and it looks STRANGE. So, call me crazy, but I purposely de-clump my hair

I have, like, 5 or 6 corkscrews. Other than that, they do corkscrew just at the last inch or two.

Now, pardon the ignorance, but what exactly defines a clump? I have very coarse hair so all my curls look kinda fat, but when you compare them to the overall volume of my hair they're quite skinny, stringy, and... S-shaped. sigh.
I am a 3a/b with normal-coarse hair that is medium-thick and fairly porous.

Currently using:
~VitaminShampoo (CG )
~L'oreal Vive Pro Nutri Gloss for medium to long hair that's curly/wavy
......wow that is a mouthful.
~Garnier Fructis curl-shaping spray gel
*or*
~Pantene curl defining mousse