The last date I went on, the guy started telling me about how in his past life he fought in the war as a German colonel. I said WWI? He says, no WWII.



So, let me get this straight. In your past life, you were a Nazi and some how you thought this was appropriate first (last) date conversation.

This is EXACTLY why I don't date.
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