One of the conditioners in my rotation is from one of those "romance party" at home kinda deals. Its more like a shaving lotion, and there is no alcohol in it whatsoever. Its in a squeeze tube. Its great for shaving! no razor burn.

They don't have the ingredients listed on the website, but its very similar to the ones you listed. The keratin is much lower on the list though. I'm so not posting the name in a general thread, but I'll tell you if you PM me.
Grand Goobah Caedran, Aqueous Infusion of Demulcents, Order of the Curly Crusaders

Fia 2cFi, fine texture, med porosity CG 5-29-09 * My hair loves protein! Currently using : DermOrganics Shampoo and IHM, G2B Kinkier Mousse, Re:Coil VMM, Anything Spiral Solutions! MO Sealing. Coconut Oil Pre-Poo, once a month Hard Water shampoo. Avoiding Glycerin in finishing products.