Britney is starting to remind me of that one girl in college that would go out and get knee walking **** faced drunk, spend a few hours gooshing over how much she looooves you because you get her and saying things like, "WHAT? WHY ARE YOU STARING? *****ES! I don't care! I don't care! You don't KNOW ME" and then crying all night and all the next day because that guy she hooked up with in the bathroom just doesn't seem to be calling back and also she ate like seven burritos so now she's going to be fat.

Dear God, she's SNL's Drunk Girl.