Hee. I use "whom," "drunk" and "swum."
I hate when other drivers speed up to pass me on the road.
I super duper hate when I call someone on the phone and ask is, "Bladda bladda there?" and the person says, "Yes, do you want to speak to him/her?"
No...I was just checking to make sure they were home. Thanks...
Yes, of course I want to speak to the person!