People licking their fingers to count money - lick it enough that the money is wet when they give it to me to deposit. Ick!

I had a customer once who gave herself a papercut opening the envelope of the credit card statement, then came into the bank to make her payment, and she'd bled all over the slip and on her check. "Gee, thanks for your biohazard credit card payment."

People who are getting less than $100 back in cash and think they are being funny when they ask for it in hundreds.

as for words that bother me... "conversate"
Location: Napa, CA

Last edited by ducky; 12-05-2009 at 10:17 PM.