Bad grammar...I find myself always "fixing" people sentences in my head..then I repeat it and get more annoyed...for example,
"they don't got no soap"
I will think "they do not have any soap"
"I just seen her"
I will think "I just saw her"
people who smack their lips while they are eating.
Oh no you di'n't!
I double super duper hate it when someone calls and asks "is Bubba there?" because they're supposed to say, "Hello, this is Susie. May I speak to Bubba?" Then I say, "Bubba isn't here right now, may I take a message?"
I have friends who answer their phones in a strange way, IMO. You tell me if this is normal: Ring.. Ring... Ring... "JOHNSONS!" They've taught their children this too so when anyone answers the phone at their house, they just shout out the family name. It's sort of like a business or something. I know some would say "Johnson residence", but it's just the family surname.