On the front of the shirt...
"Yes they are real..."

On the back
"What? I'm talking about my curls!"
Originally Posted by Fearnotsomuch
CURLS actually has some t-shirts with something very similar.

http://www.cafepress.com/curlsdifference.70577937

But on the back it says, "The curls, I'm talking about the curls!!!"

Originally Posted by eccentric_kurlz
Ohhh geez I'm going to have to buy that!