Sometimes I really can't believe you.. you are so nasty to me every day. You made a coworker uncomfortable yesterday with the dirty looks you were giving me when I was telling you I would be back at work after my doctor's appointment. A follow up appointment to a surgery I had to put off for over a week because of your freaking vacation.

Yet today, you need my help, you'll be up $h!7 creek without it, and now you are civil.

I hate dealing with you.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy