As for the back boobage, I'm afraid I've seen far too much of it. Sometimes it's concealed in t-shirts, but I am left wondering why not just get a better-fitting bra!
Perhaps more offensive than back boobage is the awful fashion choice of super-short cut-offs where the pockets hang out the sides. It's so hideous and I just don't understand. Why? Why, why, why, why, why?!
I can't seem to decide --- do I want a cholado or don't I?