Whoever invented summer homework is a total freaking sadist. I have one paragraph down, eleventy-six to go.

Kenzie-0, Summer Reading-1

It doesn't help that I shouldn't have to do half of the assignment, but my english teacher decided to take it upon herself to totally disregard the rules that you can't assign summer reading if you're teaching an honors class. I swear I'm calling the school to complain first thing Monday morning.
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.