My car ate my earring. A big, beautiful, sterling silver hoop. Gone forever.
Originally Posted by misspam
Oh, not forever...

It may injure the cat though, so I'd be on the lookout for that.
Originally Posted by Eilonwy
Not cat, car. Vroom, vroom!!
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.