Kmark? lol. That sounds like something my dad would say.
I found a picture of those pants. I knew I just saw that pic not too long ago. Check it out:
Check out my thumb in my belt loop, y'know for that added nonchalant coolness.
You can't see it but I swear the zipper on those pants are like a foot long. Old pants look so bizarre. Now, all my pants zippers are like an inch and a half long.