OMG honey, you are probably the most ****ed up person I have ever encountered!
Whoa. You kinda scare me honestly. I hope this is all some sort of act, that you really aren't *that* crazy, but I guess putting up an act of being a total whack-a-loon would still be crazy...
You really should check yourself in somewhere and fast... you are totally unstable and crazy as HELL. Really. OMG.
It's a cliche, but have you ever heard the saying "when you point your finger at someone, there's always four pointing right back at you?" You really should look in the mirror. Seriously. Again I say, whoa. Please get help before it is too late.