I have to say that Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce was the worst experience with literature I have ever endured. When I met my husband, I learned that he had the same reaction to Ulysses. It was too cryptic and stream-of-consciousness to be enjoyable. It was a common disdain for the works of James Joyce that led to our marriage.
2b/cFi, low density, normal porosity, high elasticity

Low-poo
: Trader Joe's Tea Tree Tingle
Conditioner
: Suave Naturals (whatever scent I have on hand)
Styling
: Paul Mitchell Round Trip, Tresemme Climate Control Finishing Spray

I'm a hair minimalist: the less time I spend on my hair, the better.