Last night I: Low-pooed, conditioner-ed, combed/parted it, sprayed in PM Seal&Shine, air-dryed. This morning I :straightened it. It's quicker and easier for me to straighten it than leave it curly, cause I can do most of it the night before.

Do you cry during movies?
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.