Lately I've started coming up with ridiculously impossible combinations. Conversations usually go like this:

Guy: "Say guh, you mixed?"
Me: "Why yes, I'm Japanese and Russian."

It's scary when they actually believe me.
Originally Posted by wherethebeaverlive
lmao.. I can totally see that happening. In a way it's kind of a shame to waste all that good sarcasm on someone that dumb.. doh.
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