Fingers are NYC In a New York Color Minute Quick-Dry Nail Polish with Minerals (Good god that's a mouthful....) In Flat Iron Green. The poor (wo)man's version of NARS Zulu.

Tootsies are Sally Hansen X-Treme Wear (I think. The skinny bottles with the metallic silver handles, they're around $2, usually) in Pacific Blue. Pretty color, but it stains terribly, even though base coat, so I'll only put it on my toes because they stay painted all of the time.
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.