This was on my Facebook news feed. I had to double-check to make sure it wasn't from The Onion.
U.S. Rep. Michelle Bachmann is considering running for president.
That's going to torque off
Tim Pawlenty, who no one has ever heard of, because she's going to steal his Minnesota votes. Even my 7-year old, who for some reason loves the Republicans, doesn't know who he is.