This was on my Facebook news feed. I had to double-check to make sure it wasn't from The Onion.
U.S. Rep. Michelle Bachmann is considering running for president.
That's going to torque off Tim Pawlenty
, who no one has ever heard of, because she's going to steal his Minnesota votes. Even my 7-year old, who for some reason loves the Republicans, doesn't know who he is.