Assuming that water is already there (I'm envisioning one of those islands with clear water) , I'd bring:
1. kinky curly come clean
2. elucence mbc
3. castor oil
4. beautiful curls (until I try that oyin hair dew all of ya'll are now talking about!!), or the qhemet amla/olive oil
6. a nice headwrap or scarf, that can do a good job at blocking out bugs and tiny stuff!!
and lmfao @ pulchri2dinous, talkin about bringing the d*mn chicken. That's smart