Did you not read my application for housing? Are you aware that I applied for a hall where the rent is £55 per week (utilities included)? Why are you sending me a new application form for £88 and £93 per week (utilities not included)? Are you on drugs? And all this after you tacked on £2,000 to the tuition? Do I look like I can afford that? I am a freaking international students who pays close to double what home students pay and I will be paying ALL OF THIS OUT OF POCKET!!!
You people are CLEARLY on something!
On another note, why do I smell pee in the staff room?