Dear blog,
Why can't you just become famous and get me a book deal? Or something exciting. That would be wonderful .. so if you could work on that, I'd be forever in your debt. I promise to update you frequently with funny posts and pretty photos!

All you have to do is get people there!

Love,
the person who runs you
HalfPastWonderful

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Today was the day that I put everything in perspective!
I fell asleep, when I woke up, everything changed.*--