Saria, we really do seem to share some opinions:
Orange! yay!
Anthony Bourdain! Blech!
Various men! yay!
clutch! not yay!
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy