I just googled curl wizard and its an in depth analysis of your hair to determine all those traits you just mentioned. I think that's a little crazy, but I wonder if long term it could help save money and avoid buying zillions of products that are wrong for your hair.

I thought about analyzing my hair under a microscope at school. I'm not sure how close it would get though. Not to mention I wouldn't know what I'm looking for.
2b/c, medium/high porosity, medium/coarse texture
Current HG: Kinky Curly errythang, GVPCB, LALSG

"I will never be the woman with perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."