Oh my! This is making me laugh.
My one dog loves bread... Last year, around Christmas, we had bought a few big bags of assorted rolls to have with Christmas dinner. Someone had set them on the dining room table after we got back from the store, as there wasn't any room in the kitchen. Fast forward to when we're getting everything set out, and we're missing an entire bag... Turns out, one of the dogs had stolen the whole bag, and was nomming on the rolls in her crate.
I think she'd eaten about half of the bag.