I know! That whole paragraph made me growl.
And get this! Last week a huge tree fell on my friend's house. No one was hurt, even one of the dogs that was by his doghouse which got totally flattened. So I went and took pictures so we could send him to his insurance agent. The secretary called to tell him she got the pics and that she deleted the ones that had any of the dogs in them. She said that the insurance company would find a way to cancel him if they knew he had German Shepherds. WTF!!??