Dear millions of ants,
I don't know why you visit me every year. I've told you before - stay outside and we can be friends. Come in the house and I will murder you one by one.
Go away,

Dear Brain,
Thanks for finally thinking of a good way to keep the ants out of the cat's food dishes.
Yours truly,

Dear Sun,
Thanks for visiting. Come back anytime.
Love, Jeepy
In Western PA
Found NC in 2004. CG since 2-05, going grey since 9-05. 3B with some 3A.
Hair texture-medium/fine, porosity-normal except for the ends which are porous, elasticity-normal.
Suave & VO5 cond, LA Looks Sport Gel, oils, honey, vinegar. password jeepy **updated August 2015**