Dear left-side of my mouth,

Please regain sensation soon. I know, the dentist numbed you. But, it'd be great it you could speed up the... un-numbing process. I have a lopsided smile and it's hard to form words.

Kthxbye!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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