you have the emotional range of a ****ing teaspoon!
Does anyone think my friend will still talk to me after I tell him that? ****ing boy! If somewhere, while processing this idea, you thought that was a good move and a good email to write you really must be emotionally stunted. FUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.