I'm totally confused! Have I seen Bill & Ted or Harry Potter?
----------------
You don't need to send me a thing, m'dear. It was my pleasure to send you goodies.
-------------------
You know, I can accept that I'm not going to heaven if Armageddon happens, and I can even deal with Zombies, I guess (if I get to be with my dogs), but it really ticks me off that I'm going to be stuck in the same place as Karl Rover and Dick Cheney.

That feels like punishment indeed, even for me.