Typical conversation from my childhood:
Me: Hey mom, what's for dinner?
Me: What kind of food?
Mom: The kind you eat
Me: Seriously, what are we having?
Mom: Nothing if you keep asking.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!
My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck
Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy