Oh. My. God. If you come into my office one more time, and toss paper work on top of what is RIGHT in front of me, and I'm CURRENTLY working on...I'm going to punch you in the stomach.
Oh, and while you're at it...stop talking to me when you can clearly see I'm on the phone with a client.
ANNNNDDDD....If I AM on the phone with a client and you need something...don't stand there and stare at me until I'm off.
That's it...I've decided you are a giant annoying turd.