Hmm yea, see I would just be a straight up jerk. At times I can be shy/timid but people like that bring out my inner a$$hole.

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Chase you have made me a very happy customer today. Someone started making fraudulent charges on my credit card and you called to let me know and have closed my account. There are times I have hated you but right now I'm content.
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.