Nothing. I'm still trying to get that damned annoying Teddy Roosevelt impersonator from A & OL out of my head. I wanted to duct-tape his mouth closed every time he ran up the stairs with upraised sword.
I just can't suggest horrible movies, kayb. Unless it's funny/bad, like some moronic thing I saw with a monster-murderer and the line "Don't you be a hero!"
I hear "The Tourist" was terrible. There's a podcast called "How did this get made?" in which they discuss bad movies. They discussed "The Tourist" this week. No one had anything good to say about it. But they were very funny.