Thanks so much for the advice!
It's ridiculous how much I've been thinking about how to get my hair cut. I think I've flipped back and forth from leaving it long and cutting it short 5 times today alone.
Hair type: 2C-3A, very dry, extremely low porosity, med elasticity, insanely thick kinky-wavy.
HGs: Trader Joe's Nourish spa conditioner, Epsom salt rinse, Joico K-pak conditioner