Funny customer interaction.
Me: do you need a bag? (we tend to ask for orders that are three items or fewer since many don't want bags).
Customer: why would you ask that?
Me: some people feel that it's wasteful to use a bag for a small order.
Customer: I'm a Republican. I don't care about that kind of $hit. Give me a bag.
Me: trying hard not to laugh while putting his bottle of water in a bag.