Part II: And I'm tired of you obnoxious so called upper-class married broads! I'm sick of your highlights and your David Yurman and tired of tripping over your stupid expensive bags in yoga class! Get a life, save a cow (or goat or pig or whatever) and try not to shop so damned much! I'm sick of feeling like a reject because I'm not married, blonde and too thin for my own good!

I hate that every single frickin' man in the world who posts a listing only wants a thin white woman with red or blonde hair!! God! Even the brunettes are catching hell! And all of this because of stupid celebrities! Damn Jessica Simpson! Damn that hickety hick Britney!