Really? Am I seriously getting period cramps right now, four days before I'm supposed to go back to Paris... At a house where they don't have a trash can in their bathroom?!

Period, I told you to show up like a week ago! You never listen to me. lol

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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