I'm sorry you've wound up with some nutters, SCG.
Okay, I'm trying to do my friend a favor by voting for her baby in a local Lovely Baby contest, but there are 5000 entries, and no way to find him without scrolling through all of them. I made it to 300, and you know what? Some babies look downright insane, imo. Or maybe it's their parents, so besotted with love that they can't recognize that a drooly baby with carrots smeared all over her face is truly lovable only to her progenitors.
The more I see of babies, the more I feel like apologizing to my parents.