My friends who look at baseball players amuse me.

Me: "You realize he's wearing a cup, right? That's why he didn't flinch when he just got hit in the crotch by a bat?"

Friend: "But it's a big cup!"

Me:
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
-Speckla

But at least the pews never attend yoga!