Oh my WORD!! I love this thread, can't stop laughing!!
I made a ceiling cat cutout thingie (folded paper printable I found online) and while my DH was away on business I put it up in the corner of his bathroom to see how long it would take him to realize it was there.
Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places.
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.