Wow! That's a long time, and leads to the next question:

Have you ever fainted?

ETA: Sorry - I was so struck by how long you didn't eat that I forgot to answer the tea question.

I drink chai tea every day.
2/c and some 3A.
Protein sensitive but can use occasionally
Highly porous. Color over grey.
Best 1st day method: Super Soaker
Stylers: Mix Curls in a Bottle into everything for shine. Terrible pj
Sometimes try roller sets - classic glamor but I prefer my curls.
Every day is a gift